Sunday, 22 June 2014

When Alia Bhatt went shopping....

Alia Bhatt became the butt of jokes ever since she answered Prithviraj Chauhan as the president of India in an episode of ‘Koffee With Karan’. 

However the pretty star takes it in her stride and she is just wondering what she can do to raise her IQ level(doing things like like standing on a table etc.) when on a weekeday, the young star finally finds an intelligent idea of shopping online through baggout, as she like most people has difficulty in choosing to buy a particular product and Baggout gives her this opportunity by features like sharing the knowledge of a great product buy with her friends , as well as Browsing through the personalised catalogue of amazing products created by her friends.A social shopping and cashback website which provides best products at the best prices!!

Baggout gives great brand options to choose from at price of peanuts!!

What’s even better is, she can keep a track of things she buys from Baggout which is the most amazing feature that baggout offers using her Bank account , oops Facebook account!! :-P

Alia's intelligent question to Aamir Khan
P.S : With Alia Bhatt, anything is possible..A reflection of her intelligence is also in the trolls in between the story..

Here is she alongwith Varun Dhawan by her side, shopping one Saturday on Baggout on recommendation of Varun. Excerpts:

Alia: “I wonder why they are asking us to keep our bags out. As it is it’s an online shopping portal!!
Varun: (Laughs)”Alia, that’s the name of their website”
Alia: ohh ok..i didn’t know that..
(Logs on to Welcome to BaggOut)
“Wow,look Varun, this one looks amazing..Great products at really affordable prices..”
Varun: “Yeah ofcourse, suggest kisne kiya tha..”
Alia: “Ok, now lets check some cool phones online..”
(Checks the latest i-phones available, Searching both i-phone 4 models as well as 5 models)
Varun: ”Do you want i-phone 4 or 5?”
Alia: “I think one will be good enough, what you think”

Alia's smart answer to Viru Shahastrabuddhi
Varun: (In splits) “I mean i-phone 4 model or 5?”
Alia: “Ohh sorry. i-phone 5!”
(Scrolls through a long time on the website. Varun is getting irritated)
Varun: “ Hey Alia, please make up your mind now”
(And not surprisingly, Alia applies lipstick to her forehead)

Varun: Why did you just do that?
Alia: “You only said, makeup your mind.”
Varun: “Ok Alia, you shop now, I’m going to watch my favourite football match’
(Watching FIFA World Cup on TV)
Alia: (Looking towards the TV while still online) “ Bechare kitne gareeb hain.22 players ke paas khelne ke liye ek hi ball hai.Sabke paas apni apni honi chahiye!”
Varun: “That’s the rule of the game Alia.”
Alia: Ohh I see..Vaise ye sab ball ko legs se kyu maar rahe hain?
Varun: “Ye sab “goal” karne ki koshish kar rahe hain.”
Alia: Ohh par ball toh pehle se hi gol hai!!
Varun: Wow you are so smart..
Alia: No. I’m Alia..

Alia's witty answer to NaMo
(Varun catches his head with irritation. Just then Alia gets a call from famous director Sajid Khan.)
Sajid: “Hi Alia, Humshakals released. You saw my last movie na. It’s 3 times more comedy than that..”
Alia: “No, I couldn’t see your last movie even though I had got the tickets”
Sajid: “Why?”
Alia: “Coz when I went to the theatre, it read “House full”
(Sajid Khan disconnects the phone)

Alia,u need baggout!!

Alia: “Hey Varun where you went..take my selfie na..”
Varun: “Hey how can I take your selfie haha..Anyway so decided the product you want to buy?”
Alia: “Yes, my friends suggest to buy an i-phone 5s. Plus i get an exclusive 6% cashback on purchases made  from various brands like Jabong and Myntra. Isn’t that cool.”
Varun: Yes indeed it is. So whatsay lets go for a movie tonight?
Alia: “Sab theatres bandh hai”
Varun: “Kyu?”
Alia: “Arre my friend was saying that sab theatres me Holiday chal rahi hai”
Varun: “That’s a movie name Alia.”

Siddhu ki bolti bandh!!
Alia: (Chcukles at her own stupidity) Ohh..
(Within 2 days itself the product: i-phone gets delivered at Alia’s home from Baggout)
Baggout delivery person: (Rings the bell) “Hello ma’am I’m from Baggout. Here’s the product that you orderd.
Alia : “ Hi,how are you?”
Baggout person: “I’m fine ma’am.”
Alia; “Hi fine, I’m Alia.”
Baggout person: “ Ma’am my name is Ramesh, not fine.”
Alia: Ohh so sorry. By the way, just wait for a moment, how to check if the phone you delivered me is working properly?”
Baggout person: “ Ma’am you could press any button.”
Alia: “But there’s no “Any” button on the phone. So have you delivered me a defective phone?”
Baggout person: “No, ma’am. Any means any button on the phone Keypad”
Alia: Presses power button. Ok Ramesh, the phone looks great. Thanks a lot.”

This is where it all started :P

Baggout person: “ You are welcome ma’am. For more details on our products you can also log on to our website or provide feedback on Have a great day.!!

Alia: “ Awww You too!!!”

Baggout, a one-stop shopping destination